Fun. I guess (?)

So yeah. Our newfound comedian made his first stand up today. GIVE BIG CLAPS FOR KUSION!

[20:54] <~Kristen> I’m not emo.
[20:54] <~Kristen> LOL
[20:54] <&ThunderEmperor> lol
[20:54] <~Kristen> I’m more just worried
[20:54] <&Kusion> she’s
[20:54] <&Kusion> NEMO?
[20:54] * &Kusion slaps knee

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[20:55] <&Kusion> it’s like she’s feeling…
[20:55] <&Kusion> a MELON times better
[20:55] * &Kusion slaps knee
[20:55] <~Kristen> >.>

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[20:55] <&Kusion> oh my god
[20:55] <&Kusion> i’m a genius

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[20:55] * ~Kristen bans Kusion from making jokes ever again
[20:55] <&Kusion> what! that was a funny joke
[20:55] <&Kusion> my play on words
[20:55] <~Kristen> b& means b&
[20:55] <&Kusion> ahhh
[20:55] <~Kristen> >.<
[20:55] <&Kusion> it’s amazaing
[20:55] <&Kusion> amazing*
[20:56] <&Kusion> don’t you mean..
[20:56] <&Kusion> a b&d aid?
[20:56] * &Kusion slaps knee

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[20:58] <&Kusion> hey
[20:58] <&Kusion> i’m a native american, but i’m not a native american
[20:58] * &Kusion slaps knee

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[20:59] <&Kusion> kind of like sa-ke
[21:00] <&Kusion> oh for heavens sa-ke
[21:00] * &Kusion slaps knee

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[21:00] <&ThunderEmperor> .fuck Kusion

38 Responses to “Fun. I guess (?)”

  1. XMtS Says:

    Kusion -_-

  2. Kusion Says:

    What! I’m here giving you guys GOLD.

  3. Path Says:

    So, ye, if you wonder why things sometimes don’t get done in a timely manner, keep in mind that we have to put up with this ;_;

  4. XMtS Says:

    Why so serious, Path?

  5. Finalizer Says:

    Man, I love bad jokes.

    “Why do flamingos stand on one leg? Well, if they picked up both, they’d fall over.”

  6. Path Says:

    It’s that time of the month again ;_;

  7. chieftain Says:

    Lol. All of the people (except one) posted here actually work for Chihiro.

  8. Flamesanity Says:

    *slaps knee* x)

  9. Shadow Says:

    So I went to a store and asked for a lolipop and they gave my little sister a soda…

    buh dum bum… pshhhhhhh

  10. guardianx71 Says:

    I feel …somewhat…sad… and sympathetic for chihiro members

  11. teutates Says:

    Lol someone felt bored i guess :P

  12. Ixchiël Says:

    LOL I feel sad for chihiro members to be put up with this >.<
    but why dont use A happy clown?
    the current one is scarry…

    http://z.about.com/d/weirdnews/1/0/M/H/-/-/bozo1948a.jpg

  13. Leecher Says:

    LOL awesome jokes. this really made my day

  14. guardianx71 Says:

    @Ixchiël
    I find that one scarier…
    Also the jokes made wanna buy a huge paper fan , if you know what I mean

  15. onzir Says:

    GO KUSION GO!!! :D DDDDDDD YOUR ROCK!!!!!!! xDDDDDD

  16. ichigo_daisuki Says:

    AH, puns, byebye XD

  17. laguz Says:

    Kusion, you sir, are my new hero

  18. Rhodohilo Says:

    I would safely say that those that stayed up late last night NEVER went to sleep, right? And, the pizza guy is on a first name basis at Chihiro? Is it okay to assume that someone also took one of those bug bombs and let it fog your room until you were spanking yourselves with spatulas and bamboo spoons for hours? I might be off a bit, butttttttttt..

  19. WsE Says:

    I found them hilarious :P

  20. bork Says:

    This is the normal result of combining: an all-nighter, too many sodas, massive work load, and a weird personality. Been there after being awake about 70 hours.

  21. nito Says:

    何これ? ( ̄~ ̄;)

  22. nito Says:

    http://i884.photobucket.com/albums/ac41/nit04/001.jpg

    I was bored.

  23. Grog Says:

    I’m surprised at how long it has been since a new episode came out. Midterms must be tough for you guys and gals.

  24. Kusion Says:

    @nito:
    YES.

  25. myztichydra Says:

    wow thats pretty weird

  26. Mark Says:

    BAHAHAHAHZAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha! OMFG. That was fucking hilarious. Kusion is the meng. You other people have no sense of humor.

  27. Xeferah Says:

    I guess I lack the brain cells to understand that kind of humor. Or perhaps you need to be an American to understand it, I dunno. I just don’t get any of them :-P

  28. Oosran Says:

    Oh lawd

  29. Psynergi Says:

    haha i love kusion xD

  30. lars Says:

    mmmm i think only dumb people get the joke …. becouse i don’t get it

  31. lars Says:

    sorry have to add clowns are evil !

  32. xeron Says:

    @Shadow:
    i lol’d hard at that one… Definitely using that one

  33. Sarreq Teryx Says:

    Chihiro went to a store and asked for a lolipop, so they slugged her one

    kinda explains the eye-patch don’t it?

  34. Matti Says:

    Kusion is one clever guy, Reminds me of myself. Kusion keep them coming because I enjoy them and I understand making puns is like a fine art. :]

  35. Fred2k Says:

    RAWFEL COPTER!

  36. HyuGarona Says:

    This man is made out of gold!

  37. KJacket Says:

    Not bad at all, got me to smile. Then again, they’re pretty bad.

  38. DKrofft Says:

    i think it was less the jokes being so bad that they’re good, but more the whole knee-slapping thing after each joke that killed me.

    JENIUS!

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