Kuros wins

This morning we had an epic 1v1 Kuros vs. Kristen battle. At the start, Kristen was certainly winning. She had a huge army, and walls everywhere the eye could see. Foot by foot, her walls crawled into Kuros’s territory, fit perfectly with guard towers.

However, the might Kuros had an idea! In a far distant land, the mighty Kuros built a Barracks and started to create an army of 101 champions! Kristen fell right into this trap! She sought to close off the last remaining escape route available to Kuros, and sent out an army of horses to claim the new area, but found an giant army!

Kuros, with no choice, launched his offensive early. One by one, Kristen’s mighty walls fell, and one by one, the women and children of her village killed! The building razed, she had no choice but to surrender. That is when Kuros stabbed her breast with his mighty sword, ending her reign of terror!

25 Responses to “Kuros wins”

  1. poseh Says:

    hah,you would make a brilliant roleplayer.

  2. Frankt Says:

    lol that sounds interesting :D

  3. Raiku-Sensei Says:

    Ok Im sorry if this recks ur comments on such an awsome post :P but there aint a contact page or forums so i got confused D: but…

    I’m looking to join a group and so far cant find any willing to take me, I can do timing,typesetting,karaoke and encoding . Although I will admit I’m not the best for doing the karaoke effects I usualy get help from people for them.

    tis ok if u dont want me and if this comment anoyed ya lol im sorry ^^

  4. Raiku-Sensei Says:

    oh and editing >.> always forget that one!

  5. metroidboy Says:

    the story is nice and well but what about the TO LOVE RU OVA 3 XVID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  6. AnGer Says:

    Quit playing, sub Hayate S2!

  7. Sasuke264 Says:

    You’ll get him in the rematch

  8. Kristen Says:

    metroidboy, are you a moron? It was released 4 days ago.

  9. Rhodohilo Says:

    Sounds like Kristen got served. Wonder if she’s good at Starcraft, too? Oh, why did Kuros go for her breast? Check for tenderness? Hehehehe Rape, Murder, Pillage and Burn… Eat babiessssss!!!!

  10. Someone Says:

    More like the tactic beat, F**k and run. :)

  11. Anttown Says:

    Epic!

  12. Zor Says:

    You certainly enjoy yourself when you’re not subbing.

  13. b3hindall Says:

    sounds like fun! u dident win cause u did not equipt you woman and children! given them swords too! more the marryer!!!

  14. onzir Says:

    Kristen, I think you’re playing too much :D

  15. King-Arturia Says:

    Lolz @ Rhodohilo XD That was a very funny comment, and yes, that sounds like an epic battle to me! But unfortunately I don’t have Ages of Empires II, but I do have Lord of the Rings Battle for Middle-Earth 1&2, XD I’m pretty good at 2 but kind of just suck at 1 for no apparent reason, actually no, is because you can’t move the base for the first one, so people just base camp (like FPS) and keep killing my army when ever I spawn some XD. Anyway, first comment here :P

  16. Tatsu Says:

    Lol who is Kuros? Is he some British guy?

  17. Lurker Says:

    [/lurk]
    Heh, seems I’m not the only one who wondered about Kristen’s potential Starcraft skills after reading these recent entries…
    [lurk]

  18. SDK Says:

    I wana see the replay. Post the file.

  19. Miih~ Says:

    Heh, sounds like fun.

    these random/funny/other blogs are fun to read :D

    and btw keep up the good work with subbing ^^

  20. Nazo Says:

    @Raiku-Sensei
    Join #chihiro-recruits :P

  21. frosencarrotz Says:

    aww. right in the breast? now it might become smaller. that sux

  22. Yuki Says:

    and she lost because of drooling over the b00b13s in Princess Lover and Gendai Mahou. She was playing while watching (drooling.)

    Makes me want to play RTS games again. I wonder if I’m still good at Company of Heroes…

  23. makazatra Says:

    http://img2.ak.crunchyroll.com/i/spire4/c9d90071934820685b2cc90022f1d36a1241689709_full.jpg

    look at picture , rather flat … just the way i like e’m (deadly)
    nuff said , Kristen wins next time!

  24. FiSSi0n Says:

    “That is when Kuros stabbed her breast with his mighty sword”

    sorry to say Kristin but he wouldn’t need that mighty of a sword….

    oh man I feel so bad now.

  25. Shadow Says:

    Youtube it or something I like to see this battle U guys are talking about.

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